Swank hotel

An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were to stay at an upscale hotel. When they got there, the woman told the bell boy, “This is an awful hotel. Why is it upscale? No windows, no bathroom, no air conditioning.”

“But, madam!” the bell boy protested.

“Don’t ‘but madam’ me,” the lady said. “This is one of the worst hotels I’ve ever even tried to stay at. I’m going to report it to your manager.”

“But, madam!” the bell boy persisted, “this isn’t your room, this is the elevator.”