Ordering condoms

A man walks up to the drugstore counter and asks for some condoms. The man behind the counter tells him to go see Edna in aisle 4.

So the man finds Edna. Edna grabs him by the crotch, then gets on the PA system and says, “Medium condom. Medium condom.”

The man is very embarrassed, but goes to the counter to get his condoms.

Later, a second man goes up to the counter to get some condoms. The druggist tells him to go see Edna in aisle 4.

Same thing happens, Edna grabs his crotch, gets on the PA and says, “Large condom, this man needs a large condom.”

The man is quite pleased, and goes to pick up his condoms.

Next a teenager goes into the drugstore to buy some condoms for the very first time. He's told to go see Edna is aisle 4.

Edna grabs his crotch, gets on the PA and says, “Clean-up in aisle 4, clean-up in aisle 4.”