Murder mystery
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The…
Happy marriage
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the…
Dog’s Life
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are…
Sale
A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each  three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t…
Big Snake
A big Texan ambles into a Dallas men’s room and does a double-take at the little guy standing at the next urinal. He’s holding his…
Clothing options
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you…
Deaf Golf
A man was about to tee-off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card…
Wife
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s…
Coffee pain
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye.” The doctor says, “Try…
