Category: Blatherings
Frustrated
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a…
Interesting story
Little Jimmy sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane…
Crazy Horse
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like…
Women & Lying
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord…
Little Guy
A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy.” Bartender asks, “You…
$50
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, “Esther I’d like to ride that helicopter”….
Honeymoon cruise
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the cruise ship desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom…
Damned moths
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when…
The pickle slicer
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh,…
Breeding’s everything
A woman from Chicago attended a party in New York where the hostess was determined to make her mid-west guest feel cheap and unimportant. “My…
