Category: Blatherings

It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill…

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging the wash…

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this…

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like…

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.”…

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim,…

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next…

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike”…

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put…

A teacher and his wife were sitting at the dinner table when the wife asked, “Anything new at work?” “No,” he replied. “I teach history,…