Category: Blatherings
Howler
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play. The…
Doggie position
It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position: the husband sits up and…
Screw or swim
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat…
Paying for it
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed of spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to…
Honesty
A young man and woman were eager to enjoy a picnic in the park one Saturday noon, and they opted to go through a fast-food…
Wealthy Shit
The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy…
Lawyers
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Vermont. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the…
Cure For Lateness
Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss…
Blokes’ Rules (i.e. Aussie Blokes)
It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless-supermodel … and…
THE BRITISH POLICE OFFICER, SAYS IT ALL REALLY.
A Police Officer in the UK Question: How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American…
