Category: Blatherings
Best beer
After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,…
New car
A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decided…
Friendly Truckie
Two Abos are riding across the Nullabor on a motorbike. The bike breaks down so they start hitching a lift. A truckie stops to see…
Dear John
Two sex workers are talking. “How was your last ‘john,’ Desiree?” “Okay, but cheap. And yours?” “One of the best: a big, muscular, handsome marine.”…
New watch
A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually…
Super upsell
A young guy from Kentucky moves to Texas and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager…
The artist
An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late – bringing perfection…
Baby talk
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t…
Stoopid
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up.”…
Know your shit!
Two strangers were seated next to each other on a long flight when the first guy turned to the second and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve…
