If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
A person is smart, people are stupid
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
You can never have enough of too much