Category: Blatherings

An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam!…

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51”? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks…

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his series of injections, asked…

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces,his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing…

A blonde – decides to do something wild she hasn’t done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes…

The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a great time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.” “Why do we need three?” asked the…

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his “eye for a bargain.” One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his…

An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy…

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it…

Three Aussie blokes — Mongrel, Coot and Bluey — are working up on an outback mobile phone tower. As they start their descent, Coot slips,…