Category: Blatherings

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the…

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn…

A man went to his rabbi and said, “I have fifteen children. Rabbi, what should I do?” The rabbi says, “Haven’t you done enough?”

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.” She did so, and after several…

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go…

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live, and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After…

A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one…

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her…

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one. “No,” another contended. “I…

A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant….