Category: Blatherings

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape…

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner. “Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school…

“My boyfriend and I had hardly finished one argument when I screwed up and started another one,” said Jill. “How’d you do that?” asked Margaret….

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread…

I have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out, when the woman…

The Laird and his Good wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. “Did you smell that food?” she asked. “Incredible!” Being the good…

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she…

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf. So he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later…

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered…

A man buys a parrot, but after several weeks of trying, is unable to get it to speak a single word. In desperation he takes…