Category: Blatherings
Identakit
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a…
Jane Was Ugly
Jane was ugly — so ugly, it hurt. Having never had a boyfriend, she asked a psychic for help. The psychic said, “Jane, you will…
Military Humour
On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent. The conversation turned to food. “In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day,”…
Another hardener
The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that “help” get an erection.You should have seen her face…
Hard to argue this logic
Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong….
The Lonely Widow
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND…
F**ing!
F**ing once a week is good for your health, but if done every day it can be harmful. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind…
Ouch!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two….
Blond in church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is…
History of Medicine
2000 B.C. — Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. — That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. — That prayer is superstition….
