If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
You can never have enough of too much
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
A person is smart, people are stupid
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
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