The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
You can never have enough of too much
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
A person is smart, people are stupid
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain