ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
You can never have enough of too much
A person is smart, people are stupid
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
He is all of them. And he is one of us.