So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
You can never have enough of too much
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
A person is smart, people are stupid
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.