Year: 2012

Timing

A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed….

In The Family Way

Consuelo, a Mexican maid in Orange County, California, announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco, that she was quitting. When Mrs. Blanco asked why, Consuelo replied,…

Swapping prisons

Two convicts are working on a chain gang. “I heard the warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on cellblock D,” the first con…

LA Lawless

A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting…

New Male Performance Drugs

With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development: PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely…

Interns

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress…

Get a room!

A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel. “Good evening, sir,” said the official…

Big Fish huh!

A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching VERY large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent…

Electrons

Professor Stein was lecturing his physics class. “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into electrons, can the electrons be broken…

Buy it for $1

One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin’s book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the…