In The Family Way

Consuelo, a Mexican maid in Orange County, California, announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco, that she was quitting.

When Mrs. Blanco asked why, Consuelo replied, “I'm in the family way.”

Mrs. Blanco was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could be.

“Your husband and your son,” replied Consuelo.

Mortified, Mrs. Blanco demanded an explanation.

“Well,” Consuelo explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way'. So, I'm in the family way and I can't do the work you hired me to do so I quit.”