Most of Norm's LOC series scenarios are broken. They will re-appear as soon as I have the new site code working… Stay tuned
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Should I shut up now?
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
A person is smart, people are stupid
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
Working on it …
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Code is poetry
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
You can never have enough of too much
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
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For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget