Q. How can you tell when a butterfly farts?
A. It flies in a straight line.
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
A person is smart, people are stupid
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Code is poetry
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
Should I shut up now?
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Working on it …
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
You can never have enough of too much
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln