Three Irish Quickies

  • Riley sees blind man Paddy O'Sullivan on the street and says, “Paddy I hear you've been sky-diving”

    “Sure and it was a disaster,” says Paddy. “I didn't know me dog was scared of heights.”

  • Irish couple Kevin and Cindy got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Kevin put his hand on Cindy's knee. Giggling, Cindy said, “Kevin, you can go farther than that if you want to.” So Kevin drove to Duluth.
  • Irishman McKinney appeared with five other men in a rape case police lineup. As the victim entered the room, McKinney blurted out, “Yep, that's her alright!”