Money
Money… It can buy a house, but can’t buy a home. It can buy a bed, but can’t buy sleep. It can buy a clock,…
Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a…
Harlequin Novel Updated – 2011
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and…
How About Some Money?
He had had quite a night: wining and dining, followed by love-making all night long. As he prepared to leave the next morning, she rolled…
Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked…
Cops?
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “Any cops following us?” The blonde…
Breakthrough?
Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. The only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day,…
Thanks!
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs…
Beware of the parrot
This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden and,…
Blonde airways
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?”…
