Hit and run

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the…

Charm School

An instructor at a girls’ school in the southwest is giving her students what she calls a “charm course.” “You give your escort the chance…

The Golf Hazard

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him,…

Cajuns

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Bou asked Thib, “If I snuck ovah to yore house while you…

Opportunity Knocks

I was having hot sex with this chick when suddenly she heard the front door open. “Oh, no!” she cried. “That’s my husband! Quick! Try…

Long cold winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild….

email

An Illinois man left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to…

Jock to be

The huge college freshman figured he’d try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded…

Keeping a secret

Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was…

Getting healthy

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband…