Category: Blatherings

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control…

Wife: “Let’s go out tonight and have some fun.” Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on for me!”

Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A guy spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. Instructions said don’t use…

For the first few months of her job for a state government agency, Janet had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did…

A driver was surprised to be pulled over by a policeman and cried, “But I wasn’t speeding!” The officer patiently replied. “That’s true, sir. You…

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the…

An instructor at a girls’ school in the southwest is giving her students what she calls a “charm course.” “You give your escort the chance…

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him,…

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Bou asked Thib, “If I snuck ovah to yore house while you…

I was having hot sex with this chick when suddenly she heard the front door open. “Oh, no!” she cried. “That’s my husband! Quick! Try…