Category: Blatherings
Pancakes
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good…
Why Men Shouldn’t Argue With Women
The newly married couple was on the topic of children. The bride wanted three, while the husband said two was enough. They discussed it for…
At The Pearly Gates
A woman met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asked if she could join her late husband, Walter Smith. “We have a lot of…
Paddy
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner…
The Hired Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew…
The Magician
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There…
The Truck Stop
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a…
Skunked
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a…
The Furniture Business
A furniture dealer from Knoxville, Tennessee, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to…
The phony beard…
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders…
