Category: Blatherings

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The “i-Tit”…

Jokes Posted on 4 December 2011 We are happy to share with you a collection of funny jokes updated daily. As always, we appreciate your…

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right…

Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle had been a seafaring…

The blonde couldn’t find a Christmas tree in the woods. So she said, “The next tree we see, we’ll cut it down whether it’s decorated…

A son asked his mother the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies:”Son, this shows your…

A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!” The doctor gives him a prescription…

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job,” he said and…

A man goes into Waterstones and asked the young lady assistant: “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” “I’m not…

“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.” “Will this…