Dear Virus Recipient,
You have just received an Elbonian virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Elbonia, this is a MANUAL virus.
Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and then send this important message to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for your collaboration.
Manual Virus Bugfix
Dear Virus Recipients,
Since the below original version of our Manual Virus was a pre-alpha version, this is now the bug fix for Manual Virus:
Please FIRST forward this virus to everyone you know, and THEN delete your own hard drive!
Thank you for your kind collaborative cooperation.