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So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
You can never have enough of too much
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
A person is smart, people are stupid
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
