Spookie

A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one could say that he was very nervous. He saw another man walking a little ahead of him and increased his pace so that he could catch up with him for company till he crosses the graveyard.

He said to him, “It looks very scary here. Hope there are no ghosts over here.”

The other man replied, “I guess not. I have been living here since I died twenty years ago and haven’t seen one yet.”