In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

You can never have enough of too much

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

Should I shut up now?

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

Code is poetry

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

« Beware the Dark Forest »

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

Working on it …

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

A person is smart, people are stupid

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Blatherings

Beer

Jenolan 2 December 2011 0 524

A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then “BAM” she passes out. The regulars not being ones to miss an opportunity, take her into the back room and have sex with her, then prop her up in the alley.
The next day the same woman comes in, sits at the bar and orders a Pilsner. BAM she passes out and the boys take her into the back room again and have sex with her, then put her into the alley.
The third day the same woman walks in and sits at the bar, and the bartender says “would you like a Pilsner today”? She replies “No more Pilsner, make it a draft, that Pilsner makes my pussy sore”.