In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Code is poetry
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
You can never have enough of too much
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
A person is smart, people are stupid
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Should I shut up now?
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
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