So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
Should I shut up now?
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
A person is smart, people are stupid
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
You can never have enough of too much
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Code is poetry
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Working on it …
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;