The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
A person is smart, people are stupid
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
You can never have enough of too much’,’In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.