The Laird and his Good wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. “Did you smell that food?” she asked. “Incredible!” Being the good Scot that he was, he thought, “What the heck, I’ll treat her!” So they walked past the restaurant again.]]>
So he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. So he went to the club to inquire as to why: Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but...