Month: February 2012

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A Generous Scot

The Laird and his Good wife walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. “Did you smell that food?” she asked. “Incredible!” Being the good…

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The Good Samaritan

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she…

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Golf Club Membership Application

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf. So he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later…

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Homework

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered…

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Silent Parrot

A man buys a parrot, but after several weeks of trying, is unable to get it to speak a single word. In desperation he takes…

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Efficiency Expert

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody…

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Checking petrol with a match

On his first day working at the gas station, John watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering…

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Rubbers

Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for…

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Coffee Viagra

A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor. “Not…

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Noorty Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell “naughty” stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he…

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