Month: January 2012

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Blond in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is…

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History of Medicine

2000 B.C. — Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. — That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. — That prayer is superstition….

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Heaven and hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the…

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Deaf sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn…

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Kids

A man went to his rabbi and said, “I have fifteen children. Rabbi, what should I do?” The rabbi says, “Haven’t you done enough?”

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Ring da bell

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.” She did so, and after several…

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Pay up!

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go…

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Old age

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live, and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After…

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Spookie

A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one…

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Babysitting & fishing don’t go together

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her…

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