Year: 2011

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. The only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day,…

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs…

This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden and,…

It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?”…

My teacher asked what was our favourite animal. I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she was wrong because everyone else laughed….

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to…

A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blond woman’s boobs and splashes all…

Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient Greece when he spotted a gorgeous woman naked washing herself. He made love to her then stroked…

A lady is worried about the steroids she had been taking. When the doctor sees her, she says, “Doctor, I’m a little concerned about this…

A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured “mother”. The guy gets all…