I’m coming

Teacher: “Johnny, what's wrong?”

Johnny : “Our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I'm sleeping. I say ‘No', and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye…”

Teacher: “Tonight, when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.”

The following morning Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: “My goodness, why the swelling?”

Johnny: “Dad asked me again if I was sleeping. I shut up an kept dead still. Then, my dad and my mom started moving, you know, mum was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises…

Then my dad asked my mum, ‘Are you cumin?' Mum said, ‘Yes I'm cumin, are you cumin too?' Dad answered, ‘Yes'…

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, ‘Wait for me, I'm coming too…'”