Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
A person is smart, people are stupid
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
You can never have enough of too much
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.