Screw or swim
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat…
Paying for it
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed of spending holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to…
Honesty
A young man and woman were eager to enjoy a picnic in the park one Saturday noon, and they opted to go through a fast-food…
Wealthy Shit
The sheriff of the small town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35-mile an hour zone. The wealthy…
Lawyers
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Vermont. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the…
Cure For Lateness
Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss…
Blokes’ Rules (i.e. Aussie Blokes)
It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless-supermodel … and…
THE BRITISH POLICE OFFICER, SAYS IT ALL REALLY.
A Police Officer in the UK Question: How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American…
Cracking The Human Resource Code
“COMPETITIVE SALARY” Most of our competitors don’t pay much either. “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” We have no time to train you. “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” You’ll…
Park Bench
Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench on North Avenue. After a while, one said, “By the way, George, how’s your wife?” “I…
