Dear John
Two sex workers are talking. “How was your last ‘john,’ Desiree?” “Okay, but cheap. And yours?” “One of the best: a big, muscular, handsome marine.”…
New watch
A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually…
Super upsell
A young guy from Kentucky moves to Texas and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager…
The artist
An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late – bringing perfection…
Baby talk
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t…
Stoopid
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up.”…
Know your shit!
Two strangers were seated next to each other on a long flight when the first guy turned to the second and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve…
Mother of six
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother…