Custody

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet…

Thinking

A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, “I think the light was yellow,” or, “I think it was still raining.”…

Free sex

Two Irish men drive through a petrol station to fill up their truck. They notice a sign saying “Enter here for a chance at free…

The salesman

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions…

Serenity

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in…

Eighty-eight

A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put…

The ring

Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor’s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the…

The will

Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz,…

Four weddings and a funeral

The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady, because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her…

Kangaroo

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot…