Wedding dress
A son asked his mother the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies:”Son, this shows your…
Constipation
A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!” The doctor gives him a prescription…
Tradesmen
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job,” he said and…
Book buying
A man goes into Waterstones and asked the young lady assistant: “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” “I’m not…
Gloves for the wifey
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.” “Will this…
Wabbits
Two rabbits were chased by a pack of wolves into a dense thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,…
Hiring a cashier
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants – one of which would get…
Jack and Jill
Jack had a blind date with Jill to the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After…
Careful What You Ask For
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live…
