Jenolan's CESS

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to…

A young guy goes to the Job Centre in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he wants to…

She burst into the office and shouted. “Doctor, I can’t stand it! You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong!” He slowly surveyed her from head…

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly,…

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her teen age children of their thank-you note duties. As a result…

An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having…

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general…

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The women…

Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he decided to send checks to…

TI saved my mistress’ phone number as “LOW BATTERY”. Now, whenever she calls and I’m not around, my wife plugs my phone into the charger.