Horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which…

Smart dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse attached around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there…

The Doctor

There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to…

Three wishes (another)

An old man with a cue ball sized head is sitting at the bar. “Excuse me,” says the guy next to him. “I don’t mean…

Gas

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the…

Kite

A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for…

Doggie hotel

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very…

Teaching

After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, “Let me see if I’ve got this right: You want me to go into…

Thank heavens

A young woman married and had 9 children. Her husband died and she soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died,…

Dynamite

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they…