Dumb as a bucket of rocks
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
You can never have enough of too much
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
A person is smart, people are stupid
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
Yes I have been getting a message alluding to the fact that your site is not up to scratch with some sort of security alert every time I access your site. However, I have been ignoring it and still log in. If I ignore it long enough, maybe they will “piss off” Hpoe so. Cheers Mal.