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Dumb as a bucket of rocks

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

Working on it …

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The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

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Should I shut up now?

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

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A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

You can never have enough of too much

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

A person is smart, people are stupid

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Blatherings

Deaf Golf

Jenolan 13 April 2012 0 632

A man was about to tee-off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read “I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?”

The man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that, “No, you may NOT play through, and your handicap does not give you such a right.”

The foursome was on the first green. The man who told the deaf mute he could not play through was about to putt the ball into the hole when he was hit on the head with a golf ball and knocked out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and there stood the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.