Cougar Chat
Two thirty-something women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,…
Decisions
A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in…
Rome
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,…
Mother-in-law
Two friends are talking in a bar. “My Mother-In-Law died yesterday!” said the first. “Sorry to hear that,” replied his friend. “How did she die?”…
Anything
A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt down before him. “I…
Professional courtesy
A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as…
Golf
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned…
Bronze Statue
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture…
Good reading
Librarian to college football player: “May I help you?” “I have to read a play by Shakespeare.” “Which one?” “William.”
