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My teacher asked what was our favourite animal. I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she was wrong because everyone else laughed….
Coke machine
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to…
Barman, beer & tits
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blond woman’s boobs and splashes all…
Hercules!
Zeus the greek god was flying over ancient Greece when he spotted a gorgeous woman naked washing herself. He made love to her then stroked…
Bearded Lady
A lady is worried about the steroids she had been taking. When the doctor sees her, she says, “Doctor, I’m a little concerned about this…
Mother
A gang member was holding his 8-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured “mother”. The guy gets all…
Satisfying a woman
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog…
House painters
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she…
Talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. “This is a talking dog,” he said. “And you can have him for five dollars.”…
Class room
The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting…
