Keeping a secret
Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was…
Getting healthy
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband…
Soup
An art gallery was hosting an exhibition of an artist who specialized in painting pictures of plates of food. A couple approached one oil painting…
The rose
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After several years of searching, he finally finds a theater where they…
Skinny dipping
A good looking woman walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn’t see…
Stiff
Two Drunk men were sitting in the park. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend…
The war
An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Cassino went to the local church for confession. He said: “Father, during World War…
Best beer
After a Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,…
New car
A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decided…
Friendly Truckie
Two Abos are riding across the Nullabor on a motorbike. The bike breaks down so they start hitching a lift. A truckie stops to see…
