Ouch!

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two….

Blond in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is…

History of Medicine

2000 B.C. — Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. — That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. — That prayer is superstition….

Heaven and hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the…

Deaf sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn…

Kids

A man went to his rabbi and said, “I have fifteen children. Rabbi, what should I do?” The rabbi says, “Haven’t you done enough?”

Ring da bell

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.” She did so, and after several…

Pay up!

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go…

Old age

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live, and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After…

Spookie

A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one…