Brothel quickie
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the…
Train exhibitionist
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the…
Cheap booze
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar –…
Horses
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which…
Smart dog
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse attached around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there…
The Doctor
There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend. “Do you mean to…
Three wishes (another)
An old man with a cue ball sized head is sitting at the bar. “Excuse me,” says the guy next to him. “I don’t mean…
Gas
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the…
Kite
A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for…
Doggie hotel
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very…
